Top 10 Reasons Why Women Make Poor Travel Companions
Nobody can disagree with this, women are a real pain to travel with. Adventure, maps, directions, packing, relaxing, these terms are just so alien to them. With constant cribbing, redundant luggage, and uncountable stoppages you’d rather travel with owls and dodos than with women.
Have a trip with your girlfriend/wife in the offing? Here are the top 10 reasons why you should drop the plan now. Trust us boy, you can’t stand women on a trip.
1. Women pack stuff they haven’t used on a trip for a decade!
Zaid Ali’s ‘aunties keep everything in their purse‘ video is just so right. We bet you have never used the scissors and medicines and gluesticks and special oils they pack each time.
2. Women talk too much and don’t enjoy the silence that the serene places offer
Having them beside to cuddle and pamper is not romantic for sure!
3. Who wants real food, woman! There is so much junk to hog on!
You just hate the gourmet meals they order, don’t you! With those intestines of steel, you could live off hamburgers and canned food for weeks.
4. Women force you to stay cooped up inside a room
They are never game for fun things like a bike ride, impromptu hikes, and adventure sports like bungee and scuba.
5. Actually, women are not adventurous at all
Not at all!
6. Women just refuse to come out of the hotel room and enjoy the sun
7. For women, outings on a vacation are all about shopping and expensive spas
8. Women don’t understand how men love their unkempt beds and smelly socks to eternity
Clean laundry and cozy rooms are not for men.
9. And if you fall sick on a vacation, women are the last beings you’d want around
Along with medicines, you can buy warmth too, right?
10. And any day, drunk and passed out guys are so much nicer than a beautiful caring woman
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If you still didn’t get the sarcasm, you need a doctor who’s a woman, to fix all that’s wrong with your mind, heart and body. And if you did, share it with everyone who thinks women can’t be fun travel companions.
